If I ever directed a porno, it would be called “Give me liberty or give me head”
filtered-creativity: durianseeds: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon i’m laughing so hard and this isnt even funny
viarga: I CANTS TOP LAUGHNIGN OMFG IM C RYING
helloimcatherine: ncas: how I want to act. all the time. omg
videohall: 3500 pound walrus practices his vocalizations
hobgoblinhero: monochromatic-spectrum: cadegrey: hoetarou: anime moseby more like moesby kawaii desu uguu you make my prndl go doki doki
theyellowbrickroad: “wanna see my….dick?” he asks her “yeah baby let me see” she seductively responds he pulls out his copy of moby dick and tears fill his eyes it has always been his favorite book
logtastic: adriofthedead: egwmusic: Play the...