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Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Girl: Liz
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
 Girl eats boy
 Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time

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fapitalism: It’s past midnight you can trick or treat now

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The awkward moment when you realize your existence... →

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Teacher asks you to read out loud.

damnthatswhatshesaid: You don’t even know the page they’re on What book are we reading ?! WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?! ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION. NO HABLO INGLÉS. Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!

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