Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time
fapitalism: It’s past midnight you can trick or treat now
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Teacher asks you to read out loud.
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